Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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