I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize