when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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