Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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