is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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