accomplished twins. life is a go
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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