wrigley field is MILF paradise
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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