Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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