is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
