Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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