Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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