i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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