i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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