ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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