i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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You can't just leave with hair like that
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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