He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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