her vagine was all disorganized.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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