:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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