It's just like the Real World with babies
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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