Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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