if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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