I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Who did Billy Mays play for?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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