I murdered the dance floor call the cops
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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