I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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