she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Randomize
