i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm really busy with my period
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