i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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