you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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