i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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