You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Pooping to opera.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Randomize
