You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I smell stomach acid.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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