Fine. I'll sleep in my office
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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