hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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