Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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