doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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