No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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