Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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