i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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