is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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