problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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