i just made my gag reflex go away.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
