And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes