Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(304): View more from West Virginia

alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2

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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.

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(705): View more from Ontario

What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.

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(561): View more from Florida

The beers last night were like the tears from god

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?

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(917): View more from New York City

The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.

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