But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...