youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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