stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
where are my pants?
in the oven.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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