Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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