yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So vagazzling was a success
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
last night I used snow as a chaser
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