I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
