It's just like the Real World with babies
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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