Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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