He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
