How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so let's talk penis.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
