do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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