I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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