Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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