I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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