I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Alive.
So much puke
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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